You sad little tree...

🎄Christmas 🎄 super pumped! So excited looking at everyone’s Christmas trees looking full and amazing! I’m like please wait until you see mine you guys will be so amazed at how full and awesome it’s gonna look. FYI last time I had mine up I was fully pregnant and clearly I was blind as hell. This is what my Christmas tree looks like... for example I’d say my Christmas tree is that one tree who just doesn’t know when to stop drinking and just go home, the one with her skirt over her head, vomit in her hair, mascara down her face... ok ok ok you get it.